As wide as a thumb

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  2. I saw the caption before opening the whole picture and thought “but thumbs aren’t very wide.” But this way is much nicer.

  3. Lol. I was like β€œWhoa…this guys has serious dysmorphia that’s ^MUCHmuch wider than any thumb I’ve ever seen.”

    Then I saw your thumb and said β€œWow that’s as wide as his thumb.”

    Wake N Bake’s hit me harder in my 30s.

  4. I think you’re just right for my mouth. Let’s check?! πŸ‘… so yummyπŸ™‹πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’‹

  5. Oh, you had me in crisis, not circumference but length of thumbβ€”those misplaced modifiers can diminish meaning.

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