The Pee ew #241: Celebrity penis expert on fashion designers' penises

Michael Alig and Ernie Glam welcome the celebrity penis expert Dr. Wilhelm Kaiser to discuss fashion designers’ penises. Michael & Ernie also discuss reliving their seven-year-old lives through sensory stimuli.

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  1. I would say wearing a jockstrap, smelling freshly cut grass and smelling the original Tommy Hilfiger cologne reminds me of being a kid…because we had to wear those for taekwondo class.

  2. A lot of the time out if nowhere i can smell and taste food from primary school..specifically the hot doesnt happen to me with all foods, just food from my early childhood. I can also vividly taste spice girls/pokemon lollipops, and batman ice cream lollys.  I quite like it 🙂

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